Originally Posted by Craze_26
7. IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS (full version)
In your Liverpool slums,
You trashed through the garbage for something to eat,
You found a dead rat and you thought it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You sh1te on the carpet, you p1ss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fcu k1 ng thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six Scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums.
11. CHICHARITO, UNITED'S NUMBER 14 (to the tune of Torres, Liverpool number 9)
Chicharito is his name,
Chico, Chico,
He scores when Rooney is away,
Chico, Chico,
We bought the lad from Mexico,
7 mil, worth all the dough,
Javier Hernandez,
United's number 14...
14. FROM THE BANKS OF IRWILL (new version)
From the banks of Irwell, to Sicily
Where we will fight! fight! fight!
For Man United FC!
15. FROM THE BANKS OF IRWILL (old version)
From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight fight fight,
For United,
Till we win the football league,
Till we win the Liverpool,
Till we win Man city (they're sh*t!),
We will fight fight fight for United,
Till we win the football league...
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